Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 01.08.2007.13.43:

The galaxy is still at war with the Monster Dingdongs. Today, I was send on a mission by the Galactic Space Counsel to meet with Minka, the Queen of the Amazonians, to join forces with her legion of big-titted Amazonian warriors.
So far, the negotiations go very well.

I was greeted by Minka herself, wearing her battle armament: a tight jungle print bikini. Damn, was she ever hot!
The Amazonians never wear their bikini tops in battle. They use their bikini cups as slings to shoot rocks at their opponents.
Of course, with their massive boobs, this creates a tremendous distration on their opponents.
I think it’s the reason why the big-titted Amazonians are so powerful and have so much influence in our galaxy.

Hopefully, I can join forces with them by the end of the day.