Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 30.12.2006.09.00:
Some creatures of the Universe are incredibly hateful. Take for example the Incredible Hulk, who lives on his own green Planet in the Steroids system.
He hates everything that is soft. I believe this is due to the incredible amount of anabolic steroids this green guy took over the years. Some people say [...]

Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 08.12.2006.21.05:
A giant meteor is endangering earth. Actually, it’s two of them. Twin tits! We earthlings are in panic! Those boobies are massive and are going to wipe out earth, once they impact.
What looks from far like two harmless mountains, are actually the giant boobs of sweet Mariana.

Luckily, Mariana is smart and knows [...]

Today I made a short exploration to planet XX-Cel. It was on short notice – a quickie, if you will – and there was no mission countdown.
The XX-Cellians are such a lovely species! They are so natural, very curvy and joyful humanoid species. They love to please visitors and you never get bored during your [...]