Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 01.08.2007.13.43:
The galaxy is still at war with the Monster Dingdongs. Today, I was send on a mission by the Galactic Space Counsel to meet with Minka, the Queen of the Amazonians, to join forces with her legion of big-titted Amazonian warriors.
So far, the negotiations go very well.
I was greeted by Minka herself, […]

Voluptuous June 2007: 40 Photos of Candace Von

The other day, your editors went out to lunch. The place was packed with ugly girls. Just our luck. Why couldn’t at least one of the customers look like Candace von? Born in New York City, and living in Los Angeles, Candace Von maintains loyal to her home town by remaining a Knicks fan. She likes to go dancing and shopping on her free days and nights. “Los Angeles closes up early,” complained Candace. “New York goes all night.” Her sexual fantasy is, get this, “A beautiful girl with a nice, big butt to smother me.” That’s a first. A hot girl who’d like to be ass-smothered by another hot girl. “I’m starting to get recognized,” Candace said. “The other day, a guy came over to me and said ‘You’re Candace Von!’ He didn’t ask. He knew it!”

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Voluptuous June 2007: 36 Photos of Nadine Jansen

This was Nadine’s year to win V-Mag’s Model of the Year contest. She deserves every accolade. She deserved the cover as well and got it! Steve wrote “Just like last year, this was the toughest of all three categories. Again it came down to Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters and Kerry Marie as they’re my all-time favorite three models. But this year had a 4th darkhorse contender in last year’s Newcomer of the Year, Bea Flora. But I had to cast my vote for Nadine Jansen. I still feel she doesn’t get the recognition she so richly deserves.” And Robert emailed to plead “Please give Nadine the prize this year. She’s always coming second or third behind Nicole Peters or Kerry Marie. As well as her obvious assets, she has the most sexy lips and beautiful eyes as well.”

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Voluptuous May 2007: 50 Photos of Kitty Lee

The perfect fuck bunny? Some think so. What do you think is Kitty’s most sensitive spot? Nipples? Clit? Ears? Lips? None of the above. Kitty says if a guy kisses or touches her back, it’s on. She’s ready to go. What does she really love to do, personally? 69. With Kitty on top? Nope, with Kitty on the bottom. She’s really into sex and she’s very relaxed about it. Compliant. Easygoing. It’s something she does, not the big, dramatic thing other people make themselves crazy over. She likes sex with girls and guys. Which is best? Kitty says guys carry less baggage. Girls get too emotional, too overwrought. So Kitty is almost like a guy in the way she approaches sex. Get it on, get it off.

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Hardcore Special: 143 Photos of Skyie Blew

It’s Voluptuous poundin’ time as Skyie Blew shows what she can do between the sheets. “I want it as often as I can get it,” says Skyie who can tackle a man’s member with the best of ‘em. “I like a guy who knows how to use his penis. And I liked this guy! What I really want to do is something I’ll probably never do ’cause it’s too difficult today. Join the Mile High Club!”

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