Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 01.08.2007.13.43:
The galaxy is still at war with the Monster Dingdongs. Today, I was send on a mission by the Galactic Space Counsel to meet with Minka, the Queen of the Amazonians, to join forces with her legion of big-titted Amazonian warriors.
So far, the negotiations go very well.
I was greeted by Minka herself, [...]