Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 30.12.2006.09.00:
Some creatures of the Universe are incredibly hateful. Take for example the Incredible Hulk, who lives on his own green Planet in the Steroids system.
He hates everything that is soft. I believe this is due to the incredible amount of anabolic steroids this green guy took over the years. Some people say [...]

Juggonaut’s Log: Stardate 10.12.2006.21.32:
Sometimes you have to take a break and go on vacation. Planet Earth is mostly poluted, but you can find privately hold clean oases. Like the outpost of the Bignaturals nudist boob camp. I went there last week, took some time off and had a great time with one of the big-boobed [...]

Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 08.12.2006.21.05:
A giant meteor is endangering earth. Actually, it’s two of them. Twin tits! We earthlings are in panic! Those boobies are massive and are going to wipe out earth, once they impact.
What looks from far like two harmless mountains, are actually the giant boobs of sweet Mariana.

Luckily, Mariana is smart and knows [...]