Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 01.08.2007.13.43:
The galaxy is still at war with the Monster Dingdongs. Today, I was send on a mission by the Galactic Space Counsel to meet with Minka, the Queen of the Amazonians, to join forces with her legion of big-titted Amazonian warriors.
So far, the negotiations go very well.
I was greeted by Minka herself, wearing her battle armament: a tight jungle print bikini. Damn, was she ever hot!
The Amazonians never wear their bikini tops in battle. They use their bikini cups as slings to shoot rocks at their opponents.
Of course, with their massive boobs, this creates a tremendous distration on their opponents.
I think it’s the reason why the big-titted Amazonians are so powerful and have so much influence in our galaxy.
Hopefully, I can join forces with them by the end of the day.
August 1st, 2007 -
No Responses
Brandy Talore
on Extreme Naturals
|
Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 27.07.2007.18.48:
Savages. That’s the only word you can describe them. And they’re everywhere!
Hunting for big boobs. OUR big boobs. Not theirs. They’re here to steal the tits from us.
And they’re everywhere, hopping around, with their big black penises bopping up and down.
Don’t get fooled by their funny appearance – they’re vultures.
The savages have tried to steal Brandy Talore’s boobs multiple times. So far, they were not successful.
Thank god!
Busty Miriam was not so lucky. R.I.P. boobies!
|
Miriam
on Extreme Naturals
|
July 27th, 2007 -
No Responses
Juggonaut’s Log, stardate 12.07.2007.22.37:
The aliens are breeding again! Those alien buggers are nasty! The alien breeders will attack the breasts of a woman. They’ll bed themselves in a woman’s tits – two of them at a time, one in each boob.
Look at ebony queen Spantaneous Xstasy’s big tits! She’s been carrying those big buggers around for years.
And she’s proud of her silicone tits.
Titspervert’s picture gallery of Spantaneous Xstasy
July 12th, 2007 -
No Responses
Voluptuous June 2007: 40 Photos of Candace Von
The other day, your editors went out to lunch. The place was packed with ugly girls. Just our luck. Why couldn't at least one of the customers look like Candace von? Born in New York City, and living in Los Angeles, Candace Von maintains loyal to her home town by remaining a Knicks fan. She likes to go dancing and shopping on her free days and nights. "Los Angeles closes up early," complained Candace. "New York goes all night." Her sexual fantasy is, get this, "A beautiful girl with a nice, big butt to smother me." That's a first. A hot girl who'd like to be ass-smothered by another hot girl. "I'm starting to get recognized," Candace said. "The other day, a guy came over to me and said 'You're Candace Von!' He didn't ask. He knew it!"
See More of Candace Von at Scoreland.com!
May 25th, 2007 -
No Responses
Voluptuous May 2007: 50 Photos of Jane Blow
What's Jane Blow's fantasy? Something that's in her head a lot? "I go home with a guy I've just met in a club. Sort of like one of those strangers in the night things." Okay, that's nothing unusual. Fantasies should be unusual and over-the-top. That's why they build themed motels. What fantasies has she actually done? "I went out to dinner with a guy. We had sex in the cab on the way home. It was so hot knowing that the driver was watching. That I was driving him crazy." Okay. So now we're getting somewhere. Now we know. Jane likes being watched while she's doing it.
See More of Jane Blow at Xlgirls.com!
May 22nd, 2007 -
No Responses
