Juggonaut’s Log, Stardate 01.08.2007.13.43:

The galaxy is still at war with the Monster Dingdongs. Today, I was send on a mission by the Galactic Space Counsel to meet with Minka, the Queen of the Amazonians, to join forces with her legion of big-titted Amazonian warriors.
So far, the negotiations go very well.

I was greeted by Minka herself, wearing her battle armament: a tight jungle print bikini. Damn, was she ever hot!
The Amazonians never wear their bikini tops in battle. They use their bikini cups as slings to shoot rocks at their opponents.
Of course, with their massive boobs, this creates a tremendous distration on their opponents.
I think it’s the reason why the big-titted Amazonians are so powerful and have so much influence in our galaxy.

Hopefully, I can join forces with them by the end of the day.

Juggonaut’s Log, stardate 12.07.2007.22.37:

The aliens are breeding again! Those alien buggers are nasty! The alien breeders will attack the breasts of a woman. They’ll bed themselves in a woman’s tits - two of them at a time, one in each boob.
Look at ebony queen Spantaneous Xstasy’s big tits! She’s been carrying those big buggers around for years.
And she’s proud of her silicone tits.

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Voluptuous June 2007: 40 Photos of Candace Von

The other day, your editors went out to lunch. The place was packed with ugly girls. Just our luck. Why couldn't at least one of the customers look like Candace von? Born in New York City, and living in Los Angeles, Candace Von maintains loyal to her home town by remaining a Knicks fan. She likes to go dancing and shopping on her free days and nights. "Los Angeles closes up early," complained Candace. "New York goes all night." Her sexual fantasy is, get this, "A beautiful girl with a nice, big butt to smother me." That's a first. A hot girl who'd like to be ass-smothered by another hot girl. "I'm starting to get recognized," Candace said. "The other day, a guy came over to me and said 'You're Candace Von!' He didn't ask. He knew it!"

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Voluptuous June 2007: 36 Photos of Nadine Jansen

This was Nadine's year to win V-Mag's Model of the Year contest. She deserves every accolade. She deserved the cover as well and got it! Steve wrote "Just like last year, this was the toughest of all three categories. Again it came down to Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters and Kerry Marie as they're my all-time favorite three models. But this year had a 4th darkhorse contender in last year's Newcomer of the Year, Bea Flora. But I had to cast my vote for Nadine Jansen. I still feel she doesn't get the recognition she so richly deserves." And Robert emailed to plead "Please give Nadine the prize this year. She's always coming second or third behind Nicole Peters or Kerry Marie. As well as her obvious assets, she has the most sexy lips and beautiful eyes as well."

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